The Fifty/50 Cell Phone Party

The three-level sports bar is celebrating its sterling new cell phone service (complements of freshly installed boosters!) with an appropriately themed party featuring $3 shots like the Butt Dial and the Five Bars; a raffle of tix to U.S. Cellular Field; and tunes ranging from Ludacris' "Area Codes" to Zeppelin's "Communication Breakdown", which never used to happen when everyone just used a Page-r.