Park yourself at one of these spots offering insane World Series offerings -- or just make like Cabrera and touch 'em all. Green Dot Stables: A Corktown heavy hitter since they opened this spring, GDS is swinging for the fences with a special slider that's beer battered pork tongue slathered in sweet corn mayo & fresh lime. There's also a new weekend brunch (breakfast sliders like chorizo & egg along with Vermont-style poutine), $3 bloody marys ($4 with an 8oz beer back), and free "Miggy Mint" shots anytime Cabrera hits a homer, so you actually won't mind a Giant hangover. Imperial: Ironically, their special hot dog dubbed "The Fister" is bringing near-Verlandean heat, with McClure's spicy pickles, chorizo-stewed beans, and a Sriracha ketchup. Best of all: $3 gets you the dog and a 16oz PBR for tonight's game. Great Lakes Coffee: They'll have a gigantic HD projection, which'll look increasingly blurry as you finish off their Jolly Pumpkin taps (De Viento, La Parcela, and Weizen Bam) from Beer Week, then enjoy new 'wiches including prosciutto & manchego on a baguette. Pizzeria Biga: For the "can't get them out of Royal Oak" crowd, Biga just debuted a new cocktail menu the other week with stuff like balsamic vinegar-laced Still Waters rounded out with Maker's, blackberry, lemon, and rosemary. Oh also, every time the boys in blue cross home, you can order a whole pizza pie for 3 bucks, which also describes three guys from Pittsburgh who will never get to the World Series unless they get traded.