Every child loves candy, but you're a MAN now, and a man needs eye candy. Also, actual candy, that stuff is awesome! Thankfully, the balls-to-the-wall animals behind XIV Vegas Sessions' new monthly theme party (at Hyde) are providing both with an epic, upcoming, Carnival-themed soiree: clusters of gumdrop bouquets, servers dressed in nothing but sugary-themed undergarments, and a plastic-covered room so you can soak those undergarments in not-candy-related-but-still-totally-awesome champagne. Don't want to take our word for it? Then take our thousand-words for it, 'cause we've got loads of pictures from their handful of previous bashes, and they're so sweet that you'll feel like 100 Grand.