Food & Drink

19000sqft, a mechanical bull, and lots of Daisy Dukes

A three-mile move, $2.5 million in renovations, and, ugh, a mechanical bull girls have to ride in "their bikinis" cap the return of boot-stomping hillbilly bar-cum-club Stoney's Rockin' Country.That's a lot of wood, huh? It's just a fraction of what's been used in this barn-ish 19000sqft space featuring a dance floor and two giant bars where 70 smokin' hot chicks in daisy dukes'll make specialty cocktails like "a Jack and Coke".Saddle up and order bottle service on the stage itself, or in The Chute (right between the stage and main bar, likely next to all The Ladders), The VIP (overlooking the dance floor), or The Poker Room: a plush, exclusive back room where they don't have any actual poker.Relax, it's not a real gun... or is it?!? (It's not.) No, this is just one of the girls hooking up weekly specials like the creatively named "Friday Nights" with $3 Jack and Cokes (their specialty!) & all-you-can-drink drafts for 15 bucks, and Thursday Ladies Nights which mix dollar drinks for girls with a Bikini Bull Riding contest -- stare too long and your GF'll probably tell you to buck off.