Bazooka Bottle Opener

Just when you thought the dudes who brought you the ShotShell were just resting on their weird, gun-obsessed laurels, they're back with this bazooka-shaped stainless steel keychain that serves dual beer-downing purposes: it's a bottle opener, and it's got a blunt tip perfect for facilitating shotgunning, as opposed to most blunt tips, which are only perfect for facilitating Snoop Dogg.