New Year's Eve at Greystone Manor

This normally guest-list-only velvet roper's got pre-sale tickets available now for their NYE bash, meaning you don't even have to try and bribe the bouncer with super-sweet alarm clocks to get your Cat Daddy on to DJ Savi while enjoying small plates from the Cleo chef in their leather-laced lounge bedecked w/ sexually suggestive art (!), jaw-dropping, monstrous chandeliers, and luxuriously comfy couches, which are currently casting for "man weeping as girlfriend grinds with dude in NOT ironic leopard sport coat".