“99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” is a mysterious tune, begging questions like “how are these beers attached to that wall?”, and “why am I passing these beers around on the way back from Epcot?” Get out of town and down 99+1 brews all by yourself, at the Palm Beach Craft Beer Festival this Saturday
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30 breweries will pour unlimited 5oz-ers, including Due South, Tequesta, Shipyard, Victory, Swamp Ape, Cigar City, and Oskar Blues, which you'd have too if you lived in a garbage can surrounded by terrifying Muppets.
Think you make better beer than all those guys? Well, no, you don't, but you can still try to prove it by having your home-brewed sixer judged by legit tasters like "The Beer Guy" (that's a real guy!) for the chance to win $500.
Improve your stamina by nabbing eats like PS561's ridiculous hot dogs, plus funnel cakes and Italian sausage sandos from Chappy's.
Non-beer entertainment includes hot air balloon rides, dunk tanks, and a surfing simulator, which is pretty swell, unlike that pun.
General admission tickets get you in the door at 4p, while VIP jobs mean an extra hour of sipping, access to a cigar garden, plus a t-shirt and beer stein -- meaning you can take one down, then not pass it around, and just drink another giant beer.
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