If you've recently said "man, the last thing I need in my life is more Russian-themed nightclubs with go-go dancers and dudes who juggle the Russian equivalent of Ginsu knives", then you should stop reading. Everyone else, get ready to hear all about Privet, the only place in Gulfstream that makes you feel like you're partying in the land of Tolstoy, Lenin, and those hot chicks from Spies Like Us. The Look: They sexed up Sport of Kings' massive amphitheater-meets-ballroom with tons of lights and LED screens flashing images of Moscow and St Petersburg, plus a giant stage, disco-balled dance floor, and stadium-seated VIP area lined with white leather couches you should probably keep Rick James away from. Entertainment: The joint's basically a regular club, strip club, and circus rolled into one, which means you'll get sexy fire eaters, said knife jugglers, an aerialist who drops from the ceiling every 20min, and provocatively costumed dancers shaking their hips inside LED-lit hula hoops -- you know... for the kids. Consumables: Ralph Pagano's slinging lamb spare ribs, short rib grilled cheese, and truffle aioli-covered Wagyu sliders, while two bars handle bottle service with
Jamaican rum Russian vodka, and craft scandalous cocktails like the Tie Me To The Bed Post (melon vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry, cherry, lemon) and the PB&J vodka/ Bailey's "Midnight Snack", which you'll obviously want to Putin your mouth.