Ah, Cinco de Mayo. The 5th of May. Dia de los Muertos. The one day when everybody is Mexican and everywhere is Mexico... even Minneapolis.
For proof, just take this virtual tour of our city's five finest margaritas, all of which are so mind-blowingly delicious-looking, you might forgive a confused, escaped convict for thinking that standard fugitive procedure involved going out to drink them, instead of fleeing to actual Mexico.
This Bubble Tea Is Set on Fire