You can dunk your head in a bucket of ice then chug a beer at Idle Hands

Want to act totally cool while physically staying that way? Ask for The Dunkaroo at Idle Hands and the bartender'll whip out one of the most delicious recess snacks ever created a giant bucket of ice cold water, which you'll then be beholden to shove your face into before coming up for air and being handed a brew you'll then be expected to "rhymes-with-thug".