Because there's no way you're going to (gross) UNC's Surf Bar, hit Duke's Surf Bar: a one-night-only tiki pop-up this Thurs inside Rum Bar, which's teaming up with Shelden Williams and Greg Paulus... wait, no... Han Dynasty mix-tress Katie Loeb and ex-Farmers' Cabinet 'tender Phoebe Esmon (there we go) for 8hrs of surf rock, pineapple-roasted Kalua Pig, and 18 island-appropriate tipples. Here's an exclusive sneak peek at the three rum-iest must-orders: Rip Tide: Not just that thing in the ocean you're not supposed to go near because it will KILL YOU, the Rip Tide's also the name of this double-rum-tail, which mixes fruits & exotic spices in a statuesque tiki glass to give you a light red bevvie that
will KILL YOU tastes sorta like a boozy Skittle! Beached Caucasian: This jawn's sorta like a white Russian, in that it's never won a WTA singles title ever (Kournikova burn!) and fills a punch glass with rum, rum again, coffee liqueur & cream. Baja Banshee: Served in a sexy surf girl mug, the BB mixes rum and mango with a good amount of chipotle -- so don't be surprised if your face turns red(ick) while you're drinking it.