So Whiskey Tango apparently didn’t make enough Cash, and in its place is now Philly 4 Lounge, which kept the stage and back-room sports bar, but completely revamped the Tango’s grimy club portion by installing massive oak bars, lining the dark-wainscotted walls with additional WNBA-and-other-sports-showing flatscreens and memorabilia, filling the rooms with Philly-team-logo’d tables, and splitting off a lounge area outfitted with leather booths and tufted ottomans, but not tufted automatons, cause C-3PO's posh enough as it is.
Boldly pushing past Jagerbombs and their good friend “more Jagerbombs”, cocktails include the cake vodka/pineapple juice Pineapple Upside Down-tini, along with the Jack/ Red Bull/Sam Adams/sour F Bomb, the vodka/chocolate liqueur/yellow cake mix Chocolate Cake, and the Bakon Mary: a bacon-vodka'd bloody in a bacon-rimmed glass, though lining it with Kyra Sedgwick would do a lot more to help you Close 'er.
There's also a run of shots like the Lindsey Lohan, with Jager, cranberry, and Coke (it’s funny!) while the beer offerings got 'em swapping the standard swill for drafts like Chimay White and Rogue Dead Guy, plus 30+ crafty bottles including Golden Monkey, Stone Imperial Russian Stout, and Anchor Porter, who’s hopefully getting tipped really well, as those things are heavy.
Because you've gotta sop some of this booze up somehow,
eat a ton of bar rags 4's got a menu full of snacks like peel & eat Old Bay-seasoned shrimp, plus plates full of rib eyes and steak sammies with selectable cheese, a choice always set to "heavy" in each of 3PO's six million forms of communication.