Brewvana's Strip Club Bus Tour

Highly scientific polls have shown that the worst part about grade school was the "complete and utter lack of strippers", followed closely by "homework". Luckily, Brewvana and New School were educated enough to come up with the idea to put you on a converted short bus, feed you booze, and drive you to Sassy's, Club Rogue, and Acropolis, each of which'll give you a free beer as you get a refresher course on the human anatomy.