Encouraging you to drink and not to hug a band that believes in a thing called love, Sat's Embrace the Darkness fest at APEX features an outdoor cigar bar and 50+ beers averaging 10.3% ABV including Midnight Sun's 11% Moscow Rye and Dogfish Head's 18% World Wide Stout, a couple of which'll have you embracing pretty much anybody who walks by.

If you're into beer, you need to get to APEX ASAP. This SE Portland bar has 50+ beers for you to try, and we're willing to bet you haven't even heard of most of their offerings, like Racer 5 IPA, Omega Session, and, best of all, the 10.5% ABV Danish import Pride of Nekron. If you're not satisfied with beer alone, APEX has also got an outdoor cigar bar.