Men have notoriously short attention spans, so keeping their attenti-- whoa, wait, is that squirrel actually water skiing? Whew, what a champion. Anyway, no idea where that was going, but...oh right, Havana Club Cigar Lounge!
After 80 consistently golden years of operation, Palm Springs' 45-acre La Quinta Resort & Club has decided the desert's natural climate is way too hot to support stogie lovers, and has rescued would-be puffers from the heat with the all-new, cocktail-serving Havana Club Cigar Lounge, complete with a barber shop, so the place provides equal parts service and Cedric the Entertainment.
Because people from south of the border roll way harder... and also make quality cigars(!), they're slangin' 14 seasonally rotating lines from the Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, and Honduras to enjoy in a flatscreen- and leather chair-laden lounge with a 600gal fish tank, or, for those who also enjoy breathing, on the adjacent patio lounge.
To keep smelly dudes looking/feeling sharp, the adjacent Barber Shop's got everything from 10min neck and back massages, to man-icures, to beard trims, and stations with a hide-able 36in TV and a 27-incher embedded in the ceiling, so you don't have to miss a single minute of Glee...son. Er, Jackie Gleason's old movies.
For the true gentleman, shoe shines are available and the walk-in-humidor's loaded with 12 personal cigar lockers, which is perfect as -- wait, wait, wait...is he doing it on one ski now?!?