Duchess Tavern

While she's scouring the U-Village's two Banana Republics for tin-pot dictators she can prop up at the expense of democratic reform, though in exchange for oil and mineral rights stylish, flat-front khakis, grab a few $2.25 Rainiers or PBRs, and some almost-guaranteed-to-be-fried food at this dive-y institution so decked with Dawg memorabilia, Randy Jackson must be a partial owner.