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May 18, 2017

The New 'Bachelorette' Contestants, Judged By Their Potential to Survive the Apocalypse

In this, the Year of Our Lord Chris Harrison 2017, every day feels like we’re inching -- or long-jumping, depending on the news cycle -- closer to the end of the world.

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Mar 7, 2017

Who Actually Had Sex with Nick on 'The Bachelor' Fantasy Suite Episode?

The main point of Fantasy Suite is to keep a little old man named Hans, who handcrafts ornate Victorian-style keys, in business for one more year.

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Feb 28, 2017

The 33 Most Psychotic Corinne Quotes From Her Run on 'The Bachelor'

Every time I watch The Bachelor, or talk about The Bachelor, or look at other people across a crowded train platform and just KNOW they're thinking about The Bachelor, and almost go up to them to discuss it but don't, I get scared.

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Jan 3, 2017

'The Bachelor' Premiere: Nick Viall Meets the Ladies, But Will Never Find Love

Welcome back once more to BatchSlap, the wonderful place where every week presents a fresh chance for someone to dump a vodka soda onto someone else's hair for the opportunity to have sex with Nick Viall in a hot tub attached to a stretch Hummer limousine.

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Aug 31, 2016

Casting Nick Viall Proves 'The Bachelor' Doesn't Give a Crap About Finding Love

Read our live recap of The Bachelor Season 21 premiere that will update throughout the night!

Jul 27, 2016

The 27 Chad-iest Chad Quotes from 'Bachelorette: Men Tell All'

Last night there was, once again, Chad.

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Jul 25, 2016

Height Matters on 'The Bachelor' & 'The Bachelorette.' Here's Proof.

Read our live recap of The Bachelor 2017 premiere that will update throughout the night!

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Jun 28, 2016

'The Bachelorette' Recap: Aaron Rodgers' Brother vs. James Taylor

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night from a nightmare in which Chad was your personal trainer, and he punished you with eternal exercise?

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Jun 21, 2016

Who Will Be the Next Chad? We Rank the Remaining 'Bachelorette' Dudes.

Last week, The Bachelorette teased us with previews of Chad returning to detach guys' noses from their faces, and possibly re-attach them to other guys' faces.

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Jun 8, 2016

65 Priceless Chad Quotes From This Season of 'The Bachelorette'

It's completely possible that there has never been a Bachelorette antihero quite so wonderful as Chad.

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Jun 7, 2016

'The Bachelorette' Week 3 Recap: Chad Threatens to Rip Everyone's Arms Off

Welcome back to TheChad-lorette.

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May 31, 2016

'The Bachelorette' Week 2 Recap: Chad Is Bad! Chad Is the Best! Let's Go Chad!

Let's get one thing established right out front.