Mike and Patty's Frito Pie

At Thrillist's lusty urgings, the Bay Village sandwich shop's created this off-the-menu food explosion of New England grass-fed beef chili, shredded pepper jack, diced onions & tomatoes, sliced jalapeno, cilantro, and crema, all dumped into an open bag of Fritos -- but not Fritos Flamin' Hots, because man cannot fly that close to the sun.