Need a way to celebrate your Irishness? Or to celebrate your "Not Irish, But I Certainly Enjoy Their Company"-ness? Then spend St. Patrick's with Bushmills Irish Whiskey: the extraordinarily smooth elixir first distilled over 400 years ago, and whose adventurous history since has included smugglers, transatlantic steamships, and the regrettable trauma of Prohibition, considered by Bushmills to be the worst idea since acid-wash jeans. To facilitate your day, check out this handy map of bars celebrating this most festive of holidays, all recommended heartily by Bushmills. Whether you hit The Asgard (a classic pub with a very Nordic name, but then it never hurt to add a little Viking to the party), or McGreevy's (owned by the Dropkick Murphys' bassist, and named for the man who opened Boston's first sports bar) or Grafton Street (named for the Dublin shopping district, where women go when all the men are at sports bars), you're guaranteed to have loads of good times, and absolutely no snakes. Or at least very few snakes.