Whether from his bawdy stories, or his noticeable blush during your uncle's bawdy stories, you've long since learned that your dad was a different man back in the day. Honor those years with Canadian Club's "Damn Right Your Dad Hasn't Told You Everything" photo contest.
"Damn Right" is a familial ad campaign centered around photos of fathers basking in their mustachioed, pre-patriarchal glory -- and because Canadian Club's all about sharing, they want your dad to be included. The basics: find a pic of your dad that was taken during the 60s or 70s; then, using technology your father might call "newfangled", scan it and upload it to the contest site. No one can be drinking booze on camera (but they can be holding it), and you (or pops) must be able to get in touch with everyone in the picture. If your entry best represents the "Your Dad Hasn't Told You Everything" headline, you and everyone in the shot win a trip to Chicago for a weekend of pure manliness. Even smoother, provided it meets certain requirements, your snapshot could then appear in the ad campaign, catapulting your dad into whisky superstardom, and catapulting your mom into a raging fit of "who the hell is that woman?".
There are a few more photo rules, which you can peruse here at your leisure. The contest runs through April 26, so you've got plenty of time to raid your parents' attic for a choice pic -- and to grow your own mustache so dad-tastic, you'll be a winner no matter what.
Immortalize the old man. Get contest deets at CanadianClubContest.com
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1. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. A purchase will not increase your chance of winning.
2. Void in California, and where prohibited.
3. To enter, must be a legal resident of the United States or D.C. 21 years of age or older at the time of entry.
4. Entries must be received by April 26, 2009.
5. Subject to complete official rules available here