There are certain offers that are too good to pass up, like "Come with me if you want to live", or "Let's see this movie about a robot that travels back in time to destroy all mankind." Now, another offer you absolutely shouldn't miss: Endless Summer at Mondrian and Shore Club in South Beach.
Considered extraordinary even in a city that prizes luxury hotels like Castroville, CA prizes artichokes (look it up -- there's a festival and everything), Mondrian and Shore Club are now rocking a deal so juicy, it's practically wearing those sweatpants all the young people seem to be wearing these days: 15% off the best available rate, plus a complimentary upgrade, two comp'd cocktails, and priority access to The Florida Room, Sunset Lounge, and Skybar. Because there ain't no pyramid like a food pyramid, you'll also get priority seating at restaurants Blue Door Fish, Ago, and Asia de Cuba, long renowned for its brilliant Eastern take on fare from the island folksier Caribbean enthusiasts might call...Castroville.
To reserve, call 800.606.6090 in the US, or, if you're an international type, 00 800 4969 1770. Or, click here -- and if you're even considering not getting in on this, terminate those thoughts immediately.