If there is one thing to be learned from the advent of social networking, it's that you can never be too careful when posting pics of yourself, and poking will always, always get you laid. Making you pay for not following the former, BuzzerBeaterz.
Rocking a modified NBA logo that depicts a less-than-svelte silhouette, BB is a no-holds-barred photo blog (w/ accompanying one-liners) that celebrates "terrible clubbing pictures of your average person looking sweaty and worn-out after a long night of partying", and boasts the tag line "when time runs out, things get ugly", also the worst eulogy EVER. Choice lowlights include
Give this kid a warning... A college dude poses for a picture with an unfortunately mannish looking lady friend: "I don't think he realizes that that's Sinbad in drag" -- how can you make that joke, Sinbad is dead! Oh, he's not? Wikipedia, you so crazy!
Next time bring a hat... A girl posing with two friends has the worst possible fake tan forehead and cheeks, especially compared to her pale chin and neck: "she only had enough sunscreen for the lower half of her face" -- let's just hope her bodies more (copper)toned.
And everybody's hands go up.. and they stay there... An attractive brunette raises her hands to dance while at a club, exposing a patch of unshaven armpit: "S**t like this may be acceptable in France, but that don't make it right." Wait, so she's also protesting the passage of several new civil initiatives involving health care? What type of a club is this?
They've got a wide range of other embarrassments on the site, as well a just-started contest to crown a Miss Butterface -- a backhanded honor that is clearly nothing to poke about.