Beehive's T-Day Dinner

Avoid uncomfortable small talk with Mom's new man friend by celebrating T-Day at the 'hive, where they'll be rockin' live jazz and an a la carte menu complete with mushroom brioche-stuffed roasted farm-raised turkey and fixins (like parsnip mashed potatoes w/ mustard gravy and spinach cranberry chutney), as well as less traditional holiday fare like prime rib, grilled Alaskan salmon w/ creamed corn pudding, and even Moroccan couscous w/ lamb, which Mary only wants a little of, otherwise everywhere Mary wears a skirt, the (calories from the) lamb is sure to show.