Insane Chicken

Because few towns scream "bring the heat" like Pembroke, IC's an online hot sauce haven rockin' a veritable smorgasbord (as in, hundreds upon hundreds) of wing sauces, BBQ rubs, mustards, condiments, and marinades including African Rhino Peri-Peri Peppers Sauce, Acid Rain, Alien Anal-Probe Xtra Terestial, Danny Cash's 1%er (which comes packaged in a metal key chain flask), and even Blair's Golden Death, also the shocking season finale of Gossip Girl when things with Chuck Bass get a little too kinky in the shower.