Guys are always going on about their favorite shirt, be it the Scotch Plaid flannel they've nestled in for years, or the Jody Reed throwback jersey on which they wipe their tears. Damn right that rhymes, but that's not important right now. What is important is that now, finally, you've got a favorite pair of pants: the Capertons, from Bonobos. Named for a Mason-Dixon-crossing friend-of-the-company who managed to feel equally at ease in the Bluegrass State and the Town of Beans, the Capertons are made of Breton red, mid-weight stretch corduroy -- warm, sturdy, and casual enough for any fall activity, from cocktailing, to Fenway Park-ing, to slyly blending in with the foliage at the Public Garden. Fit-wise, the pants are optimized for your pleasure, with a curved waist to prevent bunching, and back-quarters loose enough to avoid constriction, but taut enough to avoid confusion with those kids whose asses are hanging out all over the place because they have no respect for anything or anyone and ohmygod you're turning into your father. Grab your Capertons at Bonobos.com, where you'll also find everything from sweet lavender seersucker trousers to just-unleashed swim trunks like the Baron Von Cannonball, a "Roy Lichtensteinian geometric representation of what happens when somebody leaps off the diving board and turns himself into a human water bomb" -- right into the pool where Jody...peed?
Right now, snag 25% off the Capertons plus free shipping with the code "BEANTOWN" at bonobos.com
Bonus: get 15% off any other Bonobos gear with code "TITLETOWN".