Miami's Here

No, your eyes are not still caked in post-drunken crust: Today, Thrillist has indeed launched a Miami edition, with coverage so bold, it could uncover the whereabouts of Philip Michael Thomas, or possibly even the "Sound Machine". Sign up and tell your Miami peeps because starting today, Thrillist has you in everything from just-out-of-the-madness, cheap-booze-slinging underground lounges, to spandex-girded hair metal blowouts, to hi-qual T-shirts more rudely cool than Andrew Dice Clay encased in ice.

Once you're on the List, send this along to your buddies in FL, as they too deserve the same daily infusion of crap-free goodness that keeps you from creaming your K-cup coffee with Drano. As always, we appreciate your continued support in NY, LA, SF, Chicago, Boston, Vegas, and "Nation" -- so much so that we'll pretend not to be disgusted by your hideous, boog'd-up eyes.