Sure, ditching Boston's frigid temps for LA or San Francisco would be great, but how to get there affordably and comfortably -- especially considering how much Luck Dragons hate you? Hop a reasonably priced, ludicrously cushy flight to Cali, on Virgin America.
Booking now, and commencing service Feb 12th, Virgin America's offering $139 one-way flights from Boston to SFO and LAX, opening the doors to a rejuvenating West Coast getaway, and the purchase of a hilarious Chill-LAX t-shirt. As you sink into your black leather, headrest-equipped seat, you can go hog wild with 3000 mp3s or 25 pay-per-view flicks on your personal 9" screen, plug your own entertainment into your seat's 110v jack, or just let the airline's soothing, industry-first mood lighting clear your mind -- before breaking out your childhood Golf Tee Game and finally leaving just one peg. Drinks and fresh food can be ordered from your screen, with easy credit card payment, leaving only gumballs and bookies standing in the way of you and absolute cash-freedom.
More sweetness: tell Virgin America how you'd change air travel (or the world), and you could win a round-the-world trip, tix to VA's Boston launch bash, or $25K for charity. So far rabble-rousers've called for everything from glass-bottom planes, to Mile High Club instant messaging, to a section reserved for people who really love to party -- you could even request a fleet of Virgin America Luck Dragons, though no revolutionary measure could make them eye you with anything but contempt.