Now on stage, the lovely ladies of Etsy

There's nothing wrong with using a little sex to sell homemade goods, like a fiery young Betty Crocker getting her name on the box by giving food execs a taste of her own. Celebrate feminine wiles in the hot, hot world of...crafting, with Sextsy
An Etsy admirer whose wife shockingly "doesn't seem to be as into crafts as he is", the intrepid soul behind this carefully curated Tumblr sifts through the pages of the world's largest do-it-yourself e-market to find its most attractive models and lady vendors, who fittingly, will totally make you want to do-it-yourself!! Yes, their oven-mitt businesses are just that inspiring. Highlights include
A cheery model sports both a sunny disposition and a pair of floral silk-chiffon ruffle-knickers, whose color the seller thinks resembles raspberry ripple ice cream, and either way, will get you in the mood to spoon
A sensual blonde proves that needlepoint can indeed be sexy by rocking what's described as "a hand-crocheted fairy mini-skirt that can also be worn as a tube top", as opposed to the grossness of most tube tops, which're rimmed with hardened toothpaste
To support the ladies' commercial enterprises and not just their buxom figures, each pic (some of which are NSFW, by the way) links directly back to the seller's site, making the Tumblr (for those with lady friends to buy gifts for) a nifty online-shopping resource -- which if available back in Betty's day, would've meant she had to do even more packaging.


