As summer approaches, The Sports Club/LA offers you two prime inducements to get ripped, chiseled, and hard as a diamond (the hardest mineral on the Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness!):
Complimentary Action: Enjoy a complimentary 3-day membership and, when you join by May 28th with a Health Gold Membership, you'll pay no initiation fee and get the balance of the month free, plus get comped on two hours of private training, a spa session enhancement, and a nutritional assessment.
Friend Action: The above deal's good for you and a friend, so you'll always have someone to motivate you, either by yelling "come on, push it!", or due to the fact that if he gets in great shape and you don't, this summer's really going to bite.
If you want in on everything from international squash courts to a junior Olympic swimming pool and roof deck, start your 3-day trial today, and get ready to smell the Mohs-es.