As a kid it's natural to emulate your favorite sports stars, like pretending you're Larry Bird as you take a last-second three, or Randy Moss as you berate your mom for serving chicken again?!?! What the [expletive]? Who ordered this crap? Offering a tirade-free way to idolize your favorite players, EG Productions' Celtics Tees. Originally a series of miniature prints from a Spanish portrait artist who's a huge C's fan, this colorful three-part line of regular/limited edition tees features your favorite current/legendary Celtics painted "at a moment in time where they seem to invite the viewer to get lost in their own world" -- though, in the case of Shaq, just be sure to bring your own music. Silkscreened onto white tagless ringspun cotton short-sleeves, the water-color-esque mixed media portraits were first painted using layered acrylic washes on matboard, also what Damon said after hanging out on the set of Jersey Girl with Affleck. Shirts fall into one of three categories: the extensive Authentic line featuring the newer players with clever names like Jolly Shaq, Big Baby Drool, and Perkins Sweat; the Legendary series (throwbacks of Bird, Russell, and Parish); and the Limited Collector's Edition, in 75-each-runs of players like KG, Allen, Pierce, and Rondo that're numbered and come signed by the artist, which were formerly known as Prints. If you're more of a coach's player/football guy, they're also rockin' one of Doc screaming ("Doc Shout"), Red Auerbach chomping on a cigar ("Smokin' Red"), and even a v-neck showcasing a stolid-looking Tom Brady, whose hair style suggests he's currently trying to emulate his own favorite star, Elisha Cuthbert.