They say don't dress for who you are but rather who you want to be, which is pretty crazy, cause chupacabra go naked! Since cyclists are kinder to the livestock/eyes, Swrve Clothing.
Born from an aversion to spandex, these athletic clothing aficionados continue to live by a "form follows function" mantra as they drop their latest collection of stylish urban cycling apparel stitched with clean/simple lines and sprinkled with "a dash of elegance and a dash of street", like a Rasheed Wallace wedding toast. Up top there's the trim fit sky blue bamboo jersey Hiding Hoodie w/ extra long raglan sleeves and front kangaroo pocket; the 100% Kiwi merino wool knit base layer tee w/ long tail hem and seam-free armpits; and the improved water-proof softshell signature Milwaukee ES Hoodie in one of four colors (black, red, grey, navy) that's equipped w/ double cuffs for added wind protection and a high front hem to prevent bunching -- so the only thing you have to worry about is your panties. From the waist down, SC sports a pair of limited edition light grey Japanese denim jeans with articulated knees, reflective stripe, and a back pocket that fits a mini-U lock; the new formal mid-weight nylon Water + Wind Resistant Trousers for cycling to/wearing at the office replete w/ two pen pockets; and special edition trim fit, black denim jeans with a cell phone pocket, seamless gusseted crotch, and a waxed cotton feel, which you've always appreciated on your seamless gusseted crotches.
Because riding through a Boston January is cold (and dark), there're also accessories like a royal blue four-panel wool flannel cap, 12-inch black striped merino/lycra insulating socks, and a nylon webbing-reinforced 9.5-inch key loop ring constructed from a reflective road sign that's been re-purposed, unlike the chupacabra, who only has one purpose: being naked. Because it can't find anything to wear with its red eyes and goats blood.