Since the dawn of time, man has posted up in his cave to feast on wild animals, mold tools from their bones, and press their skins into sweet leopard sheets to woo cave-chicks. Sating your continuing primal appetites, Yankee Farmer's Market Natural Meats. Based in NH and guaranteeing next-day delivery across New England, this carnivorific site peddles everything from exotic meats to beastly mounts, skulls, and hides, all culled from livestock raised free of artificial stimulants and hormones on a 16-acre family farm. The highlights begin with all things buffalo, w/ selections ranging from debatable (painted skulls), to decadent (hide rug/blanket; full-on, furry mounted heads), to downright delicious, like buff back ribs, pepperoni, bacon, and pizzle -- yes, that's dried penis, but your dog'll love it, fo' rizzle. Other meaty species are well-repped too, with elk medallions and ostrich burgers/fillets/jerky all readily available, as well as free-range turkeys and pasture-raised pork -- conjuring up the timeless image of the noble hog sprinting fleetly across the plains before spending the rest of its life in whatever mud puddle it wants. As buffalo's a cripplingly addictive taste, Yankee's site lends tips on private breeding and offers actual calves starting at a measly $700 -- because rugs are cool, but there's nothing that'll make the chicks hit the sheets quite like a live buffalo in your apartment.