Lottie's Holiday Sweater Party

Rock your tackiest grandma sweater and this nabe institution'll give you 1.5 hours of gratis holiday treats (spiked eggnog, cocktail wieners, Swedish meatballs, cheese logs, fruitcake access, etc) and all-night booze specials (25 different brews for $4; $5 vodka cocktails). $100 gift certificates go to the best female and male sweaters, though the latter will certainly be awarded to Albert Brooks.