Everything I Learned While Eating 330 Burgers in One Year

It’s over, friends.

This Portland Bar Serves the Best Burger in the Whole Country

The Best Burgers in Sacramento, Ranked by Our National Burger Critic

Sacramento has lots of nicknames.

The Best Burgers in Connecticut, Ranked by Our National Burger Critic

For one of my final Burger Quest trips, I felt it was necessary to go to the place where it all began: Connecticut, aka the Nutmeg State, aka The State of Poor Cities and Rich Towns, aka The Birthplace of the Burger.

The Best Burgers in Omaha, According to Our National Burger Critic

Before this trip, I’d never been to Omaha.

The Best Burgers in Asheville, According to Our National Burger Critic

If you are a beer person, and you are married, and you didn’t have your bachelor party in Asheville, you made a serious miscalculation that might reverberate through the rest of your life.

The Best Burgers in Kansas City, According to Our National Burger Critic

I blame all of you.

The Best Burgers in Brooklyn, According to Our National Burger Critic

When I posed the idea of combining Manhattan and Brooklyn’s burger quests into one story, my editor freaked out.

The Best Burgers in Washington, DC, According to Our National Burger Critic

I almost didn’t go to DC.

The Best Burgers in Charlotte, According to Our National Burger Critic

Charlotte surprised me.

The Best Burgers in Philadelphia, According to Our National Burger Critic

I’ve wanted to eat burgers in the land of Sylvester Stallone punching meat for many, many years.

The Best Burgers in Charleston, According to Our National Burger Critic

The islands confused me.