Take a "regular" Lamborghini Gallardo, hand it to a German race team-slash-tuner, let them crank on it a bit, then round them up and drop them on a steep mountainside covered in tons of snow and a few skiers and see what happens. Chances are you'll get something like this:
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Reiter Engineering has been making fast Lamborghinis faster for 20 years, so the car's properly equipped with a roll cage and enough suspension mods to make driving it up a mountain far safer than it sounds. Just don't tell that to the random skier on the slope.
Aaron Miller is the Rides editor for Supercompressor. He's a little obsessed, but not in a sitting-outside-the-dealership-at-3a-with-binoculars sort of way. He undergoes track withdrawal symptoms on a regular basis and writes about cars as a salve, and you can follow him on Twitter @aaron_m_miller.