Oh, valets: they're overpriced, they could be doing just about anything with your car once they drive off, and they're not a super-hot chick named Pure wearing six-inch pink heels, who just so happened be a ring girl for a celebrity boxing match involving the dude who did the dance choreography for "Bye Bye Bye". Until now: Pink Stiletto Valet.
Just-launched Pink's an all-sexy-female car-parking team-for-hire that's happy to staff your next big shindig, and was founded by entrepreneur Cordie Moore, who wanted to create a valet service that's true to the literal definition (a personal assistant), which's terrific, but more relevantly: these women are very attractive. The gear-shifting gals show up wearing the aforementioned sky-high heels plus anything from lady tuxes, to swimsuits, to whatever works for your party theme, such as sexy cowgirls for a ranch-style bash or Mrs. Claus for X-Mas, in which they'll not only park your whip, but also bartend, model, or be general hostesses, which makes sense, as you'll be staring at their cakes anyway. There're currently 30 girls on staff, ranging from slim/ short-haired Abra, to strikingly gorgeous 6ft Florida-native Sydney, volleyball-enthusiast Sonja, and six-pack bikini bombshell Pure, who Cordie calls her "little spitfire", which's what you'll have to do if you want her to do anything beyond parking your Hyundai.
For A-list treatment they've got a Hollywood package which includes photographers and a pink carpet, and if you happen to know any ladies that might wanna join, they're interviewing recruits all month with a plan for 50 ladies by mid-July, so basically your goals and theirs are pretty much N'Sync.