Arriving this week to make your nightlife vehicle logistics as much of a no-brainer as your nightlife brain: RIDEonomy, a new membership service from a group of Dallasites who've evolved their willingness to help each other get around (after a few too many) into a business that'll do the same for you. To go head-to-head with similar operations, they're offering expansive options including:
Drive you + your car home: Give 'em at least a half-hour heads up, and someone will meet you at the bar, hop in your driver's seat, and get you and your car back to your place -- and you don't even have to invite him up for "coffee".
Drive just your car home: If you're foolish enough to believe your night's not over, just leave your keys with the bartender -- along with your plate # plus a description of your ride and where it's parked, even if it's miles away -- and RIDEonomy will take care of everything, leaving you free to
pay a woman to have sex with you take care of business.
Prearranged car pickup: They'll meet you when you actually park your car and take it home from there, allowing you to, say, pick up your date in your yellow Lumina instead of a yellow cab.
Chauffeur service: For an extra $35/hr, they'll drive you and your friends around in your own car, superior to limo rental, in that no one will assume you're trying to impress a 16yr-old girl.
Memberships start at $50/month (with $40 tips stipulated for each use of the first three services above), and include plans for individuals, couples/roommates, families, groups, and even businesses -- so after wild/crazy office parties, getting home will be a no-train-er.