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24 Hilarious Vanity Plates That Actually Exist

Published On 09/04/2014 Published On 09/04/2014

If there's one area where it's 300 percent okay to be ridiculously vain, it's in the license plate department. Taking the time, energy, and money to request a batsh*t insane license plate is something you do for yourself, but it's also a public good. It brings smiles, chuckles, and opportunities for the general populous to let off steam—we all need something to curse at after a long day in the office.

From the boastful to the hilarious, here are the 24 best vanity plates we found that deserve a round of applause. Or a short jail term. Either way, fabulous. 

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1. A55 RGY

Sent to a small, portable computer company in the Sunshine State, this plate represents one of the greatest triumphs of serendipity. Read the whole story on The Smoking Gun.

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2. VLAD THE

Punny.

3. PENN15

Dude sure won the penis game.

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4. BIG COX

Or maybe this guy did.

Vitamin Ha

5. STFU-PLS

This does not say good things about the Volkswagen's soundproofing. Better get a Rolls.

Vitamin Ha

6. HI DEBT

Nice apartment dude!

Freaking News

7. HOR5 SH1T

Guess they really don't pay those DMV employees well.

206 For the Twenties

8. ETALLIC

Should have been done in black. 

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9. SNAKEGUY

This guy.

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10. VIAGRA

Explains the mid-life crisis.

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11. TITAYS

Believe it's spelled with an extra "y," sir.

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12. VIBER8R

Guessing this thing's redlining like 80 percent of the time it's on the road. 

RSVLTS

13. LOL MPG

F***ing Texas.

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14. 55HOLE

What a nice Honda Prelude.

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15. NOT OJS

A deft pop culture reference in a sea of bathroom humor.

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16. OH YESSS

Oh, yes.

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17. WAS HIS

Revenge is a dish best served with your enemy's BMW.

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18. AGINAL

It only costs $10 per year extra to get a vanity plate in Virginia...for now. 

Aggressive Comix

19. JEDI IAM

Yoda syntax we love.

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20. 1I1I11I

Brilliant. Still no tickets. The guy with "1111111" is still pretty pissed, though.

Funny Junk

21. EPIC FAI

Virginia, it might be time to raise those vanity plate prices.

22. VAG DOC

It's no ASSMAN (see intro), but not all doctors can be proctologists.

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23. HISSSSS

Animal jokes.

Stubborn Thoughts

24. EXCURSME

You're excursed.


Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann. But only on Twitter.

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