Having your car stolen sucks. But know what makes it really suck? When you just dropped $70,000 on a European import.
In an effort to raise awareness in our at-risk-luxury-car-owning demographic *winks at advertisers* we contacted the National Insurance Crime Bureau to pull the latest GTA statistics on cars that aren't Honda Civics — which is apparently Japanese for "the second most stolen car in America, directly behind Honda Accords."
Having obtained this data from the obscure Governmentesque agency, we then put it on the desk of our trusty intern to crunch through using all the power of his Mathematics Minor. The result? Our very first, very sexy, infographic.