The ad doesn't mention the angry looking woman in winter garb. We're assuming she's sold separately.
The ad's full text, for posterity:
1983 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser Wagon (station wagon).
Never been in a wreck.
lock fix or replace passenger front door
replace gas lifts back hatch
driver's window handle
through cleanup, carpet + headliner replaced
It has been sitting for 2 years, I borrowed a battery and it started right up.
WORKS: steering, horn, brakes, windows and back hatch. Tires OK, have several spares.
It is nasty wet inside, I replaced the front windshield and it leaks at the trim.
I don't know what size engine it has in it, I replaced it in 1999.
"There ain't nothin' wrong with the radio". Sorry, I had to say that.
I have clear title.
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Aaron Miller is the Rides editor for Supercompressor. He's perpetually amazed at ads like this, and could read them all day.