Watch this guy destroy a real-life Mario Kart track
Accelerating out of the gates from zero to 60 in 1.8 seconds, Ken Block proceeds to absolutely annihilate a man-made crash course-in-wait. After playing teatherball at the 1:52 mark he steps it up and lays waste to a couple of precariously elevated backhoes. And for good measure, there are actual Lamborghinis as obstacles. Do less, Block. For all those sitting at an immobile desk, please do less.
While the physics of what Block is able to do with his ride defy physics and logic, it's the Galactic Empire flacks on the Segways at :18 and 3:28 are hands-down the most confusing.