You're also safe from chemical warfare now
Sorta. The Model S now has a HEPA air filter as standard. The air filtration system first debuted on the Model X, as what Tesla calls the Bioweapon Defense Mode -- which is obviously marketing jibberish, but does legitimately result in cleaner air inside the cabin. The company claims it will remove very nearly 100% of pollens and pollutants from the air.
And with your eyes less watery from springs annual assault on your immune system, you'll have a better view of the two new wooden dashboard trims.
There's a lot more rumored to be on the way
Rumors have swirled for a while now that there's a P100D in the works. Think of it this way: if the P70 is quick, and the P90D offers neck-snapping ability in Ludicrous mode, then the P100D (if it actually comes to fruition) should come with Optometrist mode, for its retina-detaching abilities.
The new configurator is live on the site now, so go ahead and check it out.
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Aaron Miller is the Cars editor for Thrillist, and can be found on Twitter. He's starting to come around on Tesla's revised front end.