Make a tissue dispenser out of a coffee cup
Sooner or later you’re going to get sick, and since you’ve already “called in sick” too much, you’re going to have to head to work. One option is to drive around with snot dripping from your nose, unconsciously wiping it with your hand and then wondering where in the hell you’re going to put it, before invariably finding a discreet place on your car.
Or, instead of being a filthy, disgusting person, you can keep Kleenex at the ready to maintain some semblance of civility. Take a box of tissues, cut away the box, and transfer a bunch of them to a paper coffee cup. Pull one from the top, and feed it through a 1in x 1.5in slit in the plastic coffee cup cover. Voila! Instant dispenser. Now, just make sure you have a trash bag somewhere handy or you’re back at square one.