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He says: "My first car was -- well, after I crashed my sister's Ford Taurus. I'm going to let you know I gutted the whole bottom and I thought it was a paper bag I was running over, and I actually ran over a cement statue. That wasn't good. I was like 14. I had no business driving. But, look -- I've been taking care of her for 30 years, so we even, Devon. All right, and then the other one I did, my first car was a Honda Accord EX that I bought from my brother, Shawn. He bought it for $12,000, he sold it to me for $14,900. What an ass. And then I gave it to my nephew, who crashed it and left it on the side of the street, abandoned. Yeah, it's sad. I told you, it's not a good story. Ask a different question. Now I'm in a bad mood. I just lost $14,900."