5. Mastering the art of the pick-up line
Pro tip. This one never works: "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."
6. Getting Siri to tell you about the meaning of life
Her (actual) answer: "I give up."
7. Putting the seat down
What can we say -- it just always slips the mind…
8. Accepting defeat
As Rocky Balboa once said, "It ain't about how hard ya hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
9. Figuring out how to delete your teenage MySpace account
And God help anyone who finds your old Friendster account.