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Tornado Attack Truck

Because they're everywhere, this beastly ride (built by the "first man to intentionally drive through a tornado") rocks an original Jeep chassis equipped with a 700hp V8, 16-gauge steel panels coated in impact-resistant polyurethane, a wild hydraulic system to keep it from flipping, plus windows, wheels, and windshields that're bulletproof, which is too bad because that was probably the last time Sandler was funny.