The coolest thing about being friends with someone with a super-nice car is that eventually he'll
default on his payments, and you'll be able to swoop in and snag that ride for a steal at auction! let you borrow it or something. Get your badass car fix without destroying friendships, with HiGear.
Giving you access to dope rides from well-cashed dudes who don't use them, HG's an ultra-exclusive luxury car-sharing club that hands you the keys to fully insured premium rides in SF totally on the cheap, all thanks to a SOMA-working dude who's "watched every episode of Top Gear ever produced", and, more importantly, that episode of Saved By The Bell where Zack crashes Lisa's mom's car and everyone learns an important lesson about getting insurance before driving rich people's cars. Here's how it works: just set up a free account, browse through the SF auto offerings (you can sort by maker, price, and proximity), then -- provided the guy's not using his Mercedes-Benz SL to drive to his private plane on his private aircraft carrier just off the coast of his private island -- reserve any of two dozen epic four-wheelers including a 2011 Tesla Roadster, 2010 Audi S4, 1969 Ford Mustang, and a 2004 Maserati Spyder. Once you've reserved a ride, you'll pay a small fee so they can verify your membership -- HG'll use your driver's license for an automated DMV check (no DUIs in the last five years, no more than two accidents in the last three) -- and once you're approved you'll set a drop-off point, at which
the car will plunge spectacularly 60 feet into a huge pool of water! the dude'll give you his car.
Best of all, HG's insurance covers you on pretty much anything without affecting your -- or the owner's -- premiums, whether you get into an accident or the car is stolen... mysteriously, during a car auction by someone who seemed to know an awful lot about it.
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