4. The Chameleon XLE (1993)
A luxury car on the inside, a dilapidated wreck on the outside. "You don't need a car to tell the world you're wealthy; you need a car to tell the world you're smart."
5. Mercury Mistress (1998)
A car so sexy, you'll just want to have sex with it—and you can.
6. The Adobe (1986)
The little car that's made out of clay. Perks include: custom contour seats and beverage-gripping dashboard, and a price point of $179.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor from Supercompressor and thinks Phil Hartman was the greatest cast member in SNL history.