This list wouldn't be complete without the General. We know it boasts a big ol' outdated and embarrassing Confederate flag atop its bright orange roof, but aside from that, this car's an icon. After all, the Dukes introduced us to a then-19-year old John Schneider, and a spectacular fashion trend involving small shorts. It even single handedly increased the value of second generation Dodge Chargers by deleting 220-300 of them from the available inventory.
Christian “Mental” Ward is a contributor to Supercompressor. He'd definitely rock that A-Team van, but his friends would just put "free candy" signs on the side. If you have an unnatural hunger for stupid car pictures, self-promotion, and short videos of his three dogs, follow him on Twitter, Instagram, and Vine.