In the real world, the best things aren't free; you have to be prepared to shell out some serious money. In this case, the best is the Midual Type 1: it's a $185,000 French luxury bike that you can preorder now. It's also just a little bit nuts in the best kind of way.
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It's big, it's beautiful, and it's incredibly engineered. The aluminum chassis plays the role of both body and fuel tank for efficiency's sake.
If you want luxury, you'd be hard pressed to find a better bike anywhere in the world. The choices go beyond mere colors, and you've got literally dozens of different types of leathers from which to choose.
Directly in front of you, the Midual's got more gauges than most of today's cars, all beautifully encased in wood...or leather...or brushed aluminum. For 185 grand, it's entirely your call.
With just over 100 hp, it's not going to set a world record for acceleration, but it's not supposed to. Instead, it's set up more like a car's engine, with a couple of air intakes and liquid cooling.